Anonymous said:
I only knew you were at the Marriott because I got the life fucked out of me with my head dangling off the bed and memorized the pattern of the carpet. Then I saw the carpet in the video of you dancing and thought "Damn, fuck you Darren.Why haven't you called me back?". Anyway Darren Hidalgo is a piece of shit and won't call you back after fucking you in a hotel. Did you swim in the pool? The pool is lovely.
wow no I didn’t pack a bathing suit….
the first tweet contains the new options for state standardized testing
did SNL hire a bunch of new black writers or something this year
Their reactions are classic
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES
This cat kinda sounds like the guy in the video where he’s sinking in the canoe and he keeps says “Sarah help me”
holy shit
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